Hair today wish it was gone tomorrow (2)

Following on from the last blog i thought it might be helpful for the many trannies out there who cannot find a good excuse to get away with ridding themselves of all that unwanted body hair to provide some alternative options.

It's a position i'm in because of my vanilla (normal world) domestic arrangements, although i hope to change that at some point.

However, while it is frustrating to not be in an easy position to get rid of hair, an awful lot of fun can be had in finding sexy ways to cover it. The purist trannies out there might sneer and suggest that a gurl should just wax, but i've had my successes without going to such extreme lengths.

i managed to win a Miss Trannyshack competition (the club hosted on Wednesday nights by Miss DustyO at the fabulous Madame JoJo's in Brewer Street, Soho) with concealed hair, although it was a drunken night. Here's me (in the red corset and dress) on the fateful night on stage with my tranny sis @MsEmilyAnarchy (stage right), who frankly was robbed and should have won. Apologies for the pic quality was taken from a blackberry.

i also have managed to attract quite a lot of interest in clubs from gentlemen and a little business. So concealment can still be sexy and it can work.

OK, as i said in the last blog, i did come a little unstuck at the English Mansion Ball, but that was a very close inspecition delivered to all slaves with the intention of finding reasons to punish them.

Anyway here are some clothing tips to conceal that unwanted hair.

1. A high necked dress
*Just because it doesn't show cleavage doesn't mean a dress can't be sexy
*The sexy pink one below is one i bought and love wearing out

2. A net top (try the cob web ones)
*A good way of concealing the top of the body if you are in a corset or low cut top
*i won Pretty Miss Tranny Shack wearing one of these.
*Also hany for hiding arm pit hair with sleeveless tops

3. Long gloves

*Velvet, pvc, rubber, leather, lace (i have them all) whatever your kick, these always look good.
*Also hide bad nails and big hands.

4. Fishnet stockings or tights
*Given that they have holes these are surprisingly effective at hiding leg hair.

5. Leg length boots
*Can't beat sexy, high heeled boots and long ones which hug the leg look great as well as hiding what's underneath.

6. Long elegant dresses
*Doesn't have to be short and showing leg to look sexy.
*There are lots of lovely longdresses, ball gowns and the like out there which both look good and cover up hair very effectively.
*One acquaintance who has quite dark hair has a real kink for wedding dresses. Looks amazing in them.

7. Realistic fake boobs
*Here is the first product placement, although it is only because i like the product but it is worth looking at http://bountifulbosoms.co.uk/

*Basically they do very realistic fake boobs with a full chest section which can be strapped on and make it look as though your top is hair free.

*Also gives you great tits! My tranny sis @MsEmilyAnarchy has a pair and i intend to get a pair too.

*They start at £275.

*Only drawback is that you sweat a lot under the silicone, which means that if you have nipple clamps underneath they slip off.

8. A veil
*Only if you insist on keeping a beard, not a good idea!
*When i was in my transitional stage and still had a beard Mistress gave me a veil and threatened to put me in a Bhurka. The beard didn't last long.

9. High collars, ruffles, scarves, big necklaces
*Just been reminded of this by @PrincessTST .
*Good way of hiding hair on the neck and top of the chest
*Also distracts from any hair or blemishes etc, which is part of the trick

10. Subtle trim shaving
*While you may not be able to do the whole body or anything much taking a few centremetres off from your chest, arm or hands etc may not be very noticable but can make dressing so much easier.
*i've started doing this 

11. Make-up
*Foundation is the best way of hiding stubble, especially if it grows back quickly



So there are plenty of things which can be done to look good without going to get waxed. Remember that you may need to live comfortably in two lives so some careful clothes selections may be the answer to your needs.

If you want any help or advice with your tranny or sub life e-mail me on trannyagony@live.co.uk or tweet me on @DaniTallulah

Hair today wish it was gone tomorrow

i have been asked to write a piece on the vexed issue of body hair by @sissy_rebecca and in particular reasons to give to people in her vanilla life for the sudden disappearance of it.

 

This is a major problem for many trannies out there, especially those of us leading double lives. After all you don't feel properly feminised with a carpet of male body hair covering much of your body. i got into trouble at the English Mansion Ball for having body hair after a close inspection even though it was very well concealed.

 

On the other hand though, this is not a modification that can be hidden in your vanilla (ordinary) life. Clothes can be changed, make-up washed off, but hair takes quite a while to grow back. Beyond breast implants and medical procedures this is the biggest change you can do to yourself.

 

Unfortunately this is a question i am still trying to properly answer for myself. To my slight embarrassment it took me more than a month to work up the courage to get rid of my beard after i first got put into dresses. Sounds silly but it was a major change of image, not popular among those close to me in my vanilla (ordinary) life and my family still complain about me shaving the damn thing off!

 

But body hair is a much tougher proposition, partly because shaving it is not actually the best way forward. If you're going to do it, get a full body wax or even lasered if you're very brave (more on the best ways of ridding yourself of hair in future blogs). The main probelm though is that it is a dramatic physical change and one which may not be understood or fully accepted by those in your vanilla life.

 

Some trannies are lucky because they have more easy going partners, while other partners can be utterly intolerant of it and, at the extreme end, take the view that it is unnatural for a man to want to remove his body hair.

 

For this reason many part time, double life trannies, including me at the moment, simply don't bite that particular bullet and look for ways to get round the hair problem. But that is a subject for another blog to be published very soon.

 

Here are 10 possible excuses but feel free to leave your own suggestions in the comment box.

 

1. The old classic - "I was out with the lads and look what they did?"

*Hopeless excuse, easily unraveled unless you want your drunken mates to actually shave you which could be a tad risky.

*Also shows a serious lack of imagination

 

2. "I'm doing it for charity"

*If you're going to use this excuse thwen actually do it for charity, beats sitting in a bath of custard

*The problem is doing it again when the stuff grows back

 

3. "I fancy a change of image, I'm fed up of looking like a gorilla"

*Quite a dramatic change of image.

*This works well with reasonalby tolerant partners.

*Just make sure they don't clock on to what image you want to change to.

 

4. "It's my body I can do what I like with it!"

*A bit confrontational but worth a go if all else fails.

*Still doesn't really explain why you've had expensive and painful treatment

 

5. "Body hair makes me feel dirty and disgusting"

*Good for a long game on the issue with intolerant partners.

This is one i'm currently trying.

 

6. "Did you know that removing body hair is better for your skin?"

*Be prepared to have to justify that claim, not obviously easy to prove largely because it's less convincing than a politician's promise.

 

7. "I thought you (partner) might prefer the feel of smooth skin in bed."

*Not a bad one unless your partner thinks men should be hairy

 

8. "I've taken up swimming seriously and it improves my performance"

*Has the advantage of leaving you in fitter shape for some more interesting tranny activities.

*Is though perhaps on the extreme end and only suits athletic types.

 

9. "Having a lot of hair makes me feel too hot"

*It is true that body hair warms up the body significantly, which is one reason my partner is so opposed to me losing it.

*Obviously don't try this excuse in the winter.

*You could just about get away with it in the summer.

 

10. "I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side"

*Only works with tolerant partners.

*Is as close to an admission that youn are a tranny without saying so.

*But is a good way of preparing the ground if you want to come out as a tranny and normalise it as part of your life.

 

If you want any help or advice in your tranny or sub lives e-mail me on trannyagony@live.co.uk or tweet me on @DaniTallulah